Tuesday, June 29, 2004

How to fry an egg on an Athlon XP

Pay attention kids. There's a quiz after



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The Mormons are still baptising dead folks of 'other' faiths.

This is just too kooky to believe.

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By BETTY JESPERSEN, Associated Press
(From: Maine Today)





Play the Noodle Game

Picture this! You're home alone, enjoying some instant ramen noodles, when you hear the girlfriend coming! Quick! Hide the shit!
You've got three choices of places to hide it. If she finds it, she'll kick your ass. If she doesn't, she may give you some 'I'm sorry' oral gratification!



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Atlantis found!

If it even is 'Atlantis', who says they even called it that? It was prolly something in sanskrit or whatever. And what's the point? We won't learn anything from it anyway. Not more than we learned by digging up other ancient poo-poo places like Rome & Athens & Pompeii.



(Heads-up from: Keith)
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Let me tell ya 'bout my after hours job...



(Sent by: Keith) Welcome back! Good trip?





Monday, June 28, 2004

The Rasterbator

is a web service which creates huge rasterized pictures out of relatively small image files ..



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Pleasure

Photo essay
By Jina Khoubian
September 4, 2001



(From: The Iranian)





Anti smoking zealots on the loose in Oz.

Australia Cigarette Packs to Show Graphic Photos

(Reuters)
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Another fictitious terror warning from the FBI

A homeland security official told CNN on Sunday there is "no intelligence terrorists are planning to or want to do this."

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(From: CNN)





Realdoll vs. Superbabe

HAHAHA!!!



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Sunday, June 27, 2004

This day in 1876



During the Battle of Little Big Horn, General George Armstrong Custer witnesses a large group of Indians fleeing their village, and decides to press his advantage. The cavalry officer shouts, "We've caught them napping, boys!" Then he splits his force of 210 men into three groups, in order to slaughter as many of the retreating noncombatants as possible. Which is right about the time Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse sweep in and kill the white men. Two days later, Custer's body is found amidst a cluster of 42 other corpses, the general entirely naked except for one boot, one sock, and an arrow stuck in his penis.

(Swiped from: Daily Rotten
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One in a million photo op



(From: KOMO 1000 news)
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Body found in Collier Co. dumpster

Strange WalMart shopper drenched in blood. Hmmm...

(From: Ft Myers News Press)
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The Pope is singling out Maddonna?



(From: MSN)
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Keith's place

Sweet & simple! (for now) Movies & Links
Updated regular-like...

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Saturday, June 26, 2004

Candy-Ass



(Sent by: Joe 'on-vacation-my-server-is-down' Black)





Fine wood



(Sent by: Ðoc)





Thursday, June 24, 2004

Of course!



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Smart-Ass Guide to NYC



(Sent by: Keith)
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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

The Rev. Sun Myung Moon is coronated!

"A man was crowned in the Dirksen Senate Office Building earlier this year in the presence of several lawmakers...



(From: The Hill By James Kirchick)
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Crumb Products

If your mom ever took away your 'Mr. Natural' poster or 'Fritz the Cat' comix, you GOTTA check this out!



(Sent by: Joe Black)
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The REAL Pinocchio

Ha! You thought you knew him!



(Sent by: Iben)
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Farewell to Don

"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done
for others and the world remains and is immortal."
-Albert Pike




The 3D community has lost someone who will be remembered by us all.
Don was always willing to offer help and advice to newcomers, and his
generosity is more than evident in the number of models he made
available to one and all. His wit and humour will be with us, as will
his wonderful art work for a long time.

Farewell Don, 'till we meet again.

-- Jan





3D Commune's Tribute to Don Tatro


(Sent by: Jan)
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Monday, June 21, 2004

Tribute to Don Tatro on Renderocity's front page



(Sent by: Ken McCarthy)
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Goodbye Don Tatro. We'll miss you.



You brought us Creepy the Clown and you made us smile. (Every DAY!) When you set up the Cafe Press site to bring Creepy T-shirts & mugs to the masses, you couldn't have known that us Ex-Pats living abroad couldn't buy the stuff. I'll never forget how you went out of your way to make sure I got my mug & T-shirt.
I raise my mug & drink a toast to you Don. The saddest part is I won't be spitting coffee on my keyboard today. The way you always made me do with your humor, your charm and your warmth.

Click here to see Creepy the Clown's Gallery
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Pretty risque!





The rest of the Chimney sweep





From ze Ziegfeld Follies collection





Josephine Baker

Another from ze Vintage back-log!





Chimney sweep

From ze Vintage collection!





Super-Size me!



(Pic sent by: Ðoc)





Sunday, June 20, 2004

The new Super-Soaker!!!


I gotta get the Triple Aggressor water cannon!!!



(Story from: The Sun)
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Identical twins break same arm on same day

Sheesh! These folks are screwed! I hope they have good health insurance!

(From: Ananova)
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British women - least hairy in Europe

This was always a big area of speculation for me as a teenage boy growing up on the farm back in the US.

(From: Ananova)
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Sicko German woman starves dog so it can fit in carry-on luggage

He said the owner told him she was trying to get the dog down to 5kg in weight so she could take it on a plane as part of her hand luggage. (The dog's normal weight should be 25 kg.!)

(from: Ananova)
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Czech brewery will reward manager and players if Republic win Euro 2004


(From: Ananova)
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Friday, June 18, 2004

Finally! Some GOOD news!



Sent by: Keith
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A Child's ABCs of Terrorism



Sent by: Keith
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Honey, I said NOT to put the 'pig-iron' in the attic!





Which America Hating minority are you???

A quiz from the
Robert & Tim Show


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Thursday, June 17, 2004

Bunz of GOLD!





Pòkeplane!





geoff just joined up!



Sent by: Keith





TFL

Teepist Football League



Sent by: Keith





Fox News censured for rant at BBC

I wonder if The Gaurdian is next???
(Guardian)
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I can't believe taxpayers money gets spent on this!

How many years has this case been going on??? What ever happened to 'find the little cunts who can't keep their dicks in their pants, throw them in jail and get on with football!
(KUSA-TV 9 Denver)
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Jackson settled first child molestation suit for approximately $25 million

Wow! All that secrecy over a measly $25 million!


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Border Patrol Uniforms made in Mexico

"Why can't we have uniforms made in the U.S.? What's next? Shipping our Border Patrol jobs to the Mexicans?"

(From -- Arizona Republic)
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She was very good at knitting.

She made her sister's little baby 5 pairs of socks, she made her grandma a thick scarf for those cold winters and she made her boyfriend a bag to carry his lunch to work. Still she had left lots of wool, so she decided to create something to surprise her boyfriend when he came back from the office. And yes, he was in joy. Not because he was aroused by her creation, but because he could make everyone in the whole world laugh at her.

Stolen from: Attu
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Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Holy crap! I gotta move!

Copenhagen is the 8th most expensive city in the world!
By RACHEL GOULD
Associated Press
Monday, June 14, 2004 - Page A10

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Tuesday, June 15, 2004

F*cking villagers vote to keep name!


-- Sent by Keith
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Remote-whipped(?)

Wife Red Cards Undercover Malaysia Soccer Fan
(Reuters)
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Way to go Steve-O!

Steve Irwin in trouble again.

(Reuters/Hollywood Reporter)
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Saturday, June 12, 2004

geoff wasn't Really there. Trust me...


Pic Sent by Spåmster
Link sent by Keith
Make your own here!
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The Unemployed.



We're a tough bunch.
Sent by Rev. Lumpy T.





Why?


Sent by diver2112





Where did the time go?

Take this cool test to see how much time you've wasted up till now.


Sent by Keith
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Stupid tin-foil tricks!


Sent by Keith
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Ray Charles September 23, 1930 - June 11, 2004

Thank you Ray for living, loving & being. Thank you for inventing Soul music on that rainy afternoon in the little radio station in Atlanta Georgia in 1954.



"I'm not into the money thing. You can only sleep in one bed at a time. You can only eat one meal at a time, or be in one car at a time. So I don't have to have millions of dollars to be happy. All I need are clothes on my back, a decent meal, and a little loving when I feel like it. That's the bottom line."
-- Ray Charles





Friday, June 11, 2004

Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy

Mark Townsend
Sunday May 9, 2004
The Observer

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Geez...





Hooray for BOOBIES!





Thursday, June 10, 2004

USDA Photo Archive

LOTS of pictures!


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And one more!




















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