Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Play the Noodle Game
Picture this! You're home alone, enjoying some instant ramen noodles, when you hear the girlfriend coming! Quick! Hide the shit!
You've got three choices of places to hide it. If she finds it, she'll kick your ass. If she doesn't, she may give you some 'I'm sorry' oral gratification!
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Atlantis found!
If it even is 'Atlantis', who says they even called it that? It was prolly something in sanskrit or whatever. And what's the point? We won't learn anything from it anyway. Not more than we learned by digging up other ancient poo-poo places like Rome & Athens & Pompeii.
(Heads-up from: Keith)
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Monday, June 28, 2004
Another fictitious terror warning from the FBI
A homeland security official told CNN on Sunday there is "no intelligence terrorists are planning to or want to do this."
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(From: CNN)
Sunday, June 27, 2004
This day in 1876
During the Battle of Little Big Horn, General George Armstrong Custer witnesses a large group of Indians fleeing their village, and decides to press his advantage. The cavalry officer shouts, "We've caught them napping, boys!" Then he splits his force of 210 men into three groups, in order to slaughter as many of the retreating noncombatants as possible. Which is right about the time Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse sweep in and kill the white men. Two days later, Custer's body is found amidst a cluster of 42 other corpses, the general entirely naked except for one boot, one sock, and an arrow stuck in his penis.
(Swiped from: Daily Rotten
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Saturday, June 26, 2004
Thursday, June 24, 2004
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
The Rev. Sun Myung Moon is coronated!
"A man was crowned in the Dirksen Senate Office Building earlier this year in the presence of several lawmakers...
(From: The Hill By James Kirchick)
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Crumb Products
If your mom ever took away your 'Mr. Natural' poster or 'Fritz the Cat' comix, you GOTTA check this out!
(Sent by: Joe Black)
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Farewell to Don
"What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done
for others and the world remains and is immortal."
-Albert Pike
The 3D community has lost someone who will be remembered by us all.
Don was always willing to offer help and advice to newcomers, and his
generosity is more than evident in the number of models he made
available to one and all. His wit and humour will be with us, as will
his wonderful art work for a long time.
Farewell Don, 'till we meet again.
-- Jan
Monday, June 21, 2004
Goodbye Don Tatro. We'll miss you.
You brought us Creepy the Clown and you made us smile. (Every DAY!) When you set up the Cafe Press site to bring Creepy T-shirts & mugs to the masses, you couldn't have known that us Ex-Pats living abroad couldn't buy the stuff. I'll never forget how you went out of your way to make sure I got my mug & T-shirt.
I raise my mug & drink a toast to you Don. The saddest part is I won't be spitting coffee on my keyboard today. The way you always made me do with your humor, your charm and your warmth.
Click here to see Creepy the Clown's Gallery
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Sunday, June 20, 2004
British women - least hairy in Europe
This was always a big area of speculation for me as a teenage boy growing up on the farm back in the US.
(From: Ananova)
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Sicko German woman starves dog so it can fit in carry-on luggage
He said the owner told him she was trying to get the dog down to 5kg in weight so she could take it on a plane as part of her hand luggage. (The dog's normal weight should be 25 kg.!)
(from: Ananova)
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Friday, June 18, 2004
Thursday, June 17, 2004
I can't believe taxpayers money gets spent on this!
How many years has this case been going on??? What ever happened to 'find the little cunts who can't keep their dicks in their pants, throw them in jail and get on with football!
(KUSA-TV 9 Denver)
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Border Patrol Uniforms made in Mexico
"Why can't we have uniforms made in the U.S.? What's next? Shipping our Border Patrol jobs to the Mexicans?"
(From -- Arizona Republic)
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She was very good at knitting.
She made her sister's little baby 5 pairs of socks, she made her grandma a thick scarf for those cold winters and she made her boyfriend a bag to carry his lunch to work. Still she had left lots of wool, so she decided to create something to surprise her boyfriend when he came back from the office. And yes, he was in joy. Not because he was aroused by her creation, but because he could make everyone in the whole world laugh at her.
Stolen from: Attu
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Wednesday, June 16, 2004
Holy crap! I gotta move!
Copenhagen is the 8th most expensive city in the world!
By RACHEL GOULD
Associated Press
Monday, June 14, 2004 - Page A10
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Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Saturday, June 12, 2004
Ray Charles September 23, 1930 - June 11, 2004
Thank you Ray for living, loving & being. Thank you for inventing Soul music on that rainy afternoon in the little radio station in Atlanta Georgia in 1954.
"I'm not into the money thing. You can only sleep in one bed at a time. You can only eat one meal at a time, or be in one car at a time. So I don't have to have millions of dollars to be happy. All I need are clothes on my back, a decent meal, and a little loving when I feel like it. That's the bottom line."
-- Ray Charles











































