Drunk of the Week

Toi Sennhauser

Yum, yum, yum! Look at that great big frothy glass in Toi's hand. Wouldn't you just LOVE IT if a beautiful girl in a freaky cleavage-poppin' Oktoberfest outfit handed you a nice icy cold beer RIGHT NOW? Mmm, beer! Would you still drink it if I told you that Toi made that beer with yeast from her own vagina? That she made a keg of homebrew, called "Toi Sennhauser's OPB�Original Pussy Beer"? Hmm, would you drink it then? Plenty of people were drinking the OPB at Toi's event at Crawl Space Gallery this past Saturday. I'm told that several people even got bonafide drunk. Personally, I'm fascinated by Toi's claim that WOMEN invented beer, way back around 4000 B.C.

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(Sent by: Randy)

Paranoid dictators on parade!

When is this clown going to learn that no matter how many times he does this, the US is NOT going to 'notice him'! Sheesh! Get a life! (Little countries can't fix their economic problems by 'wagging the dog' the same way big countries can)



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German police baffeled by Bush poo-flags

Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking
miniature flag portraits of US President George W. Bush into piles of
dog poo in public parks. Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth,
said: "This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be
2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that
time."

(Sent by: Randy)

"What fish?"

A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in West Virginia recently with two
ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The
game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must understand
these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" said the game warden.

"Ya. Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim
'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice
chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's
the truth, Mr.Government man. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay,"said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!" The hillbilly poured
the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the hillbilly.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

The hillbilly said, "Call who back?"

"The FISH!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" answered the hillbilly.

Those in West Virginia hillbillies may not be as smart as some city
slickers,
but they aren't as dumb as most government employees.


(Sent by: ßikeÞainter)

Eminem's Mosh

(Link from: GNN.tv)

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The 2006 coffin calendar is out now!

COFANIFUNEBRI.COM

I wonder why there's an American flag in the scene with the model each 'September' (Except for 2006..)

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50 Cent for city council?

I think the guy has a point. Problem is 50 cent's too selfish to do it.



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Massachusettes turnpike experiments

Pretty cool stuff here!



(Link from: Keith)

I/O Brush

(Click on picture for high res video)



I/O Brush is a new drawing tool to explore colors, textures, and movements found in everyday materials by "picking up" and drawing with them. I/O Brush looks like a regular physical paintbrush but has a small video camera with lights and touch sensors embedded inside. Outside of the drawing canvas, the brush can pick up color, texture, and movement of a brushed surface. On the canvas, artists can draw with the special "ink" they just picked up from their immediate environment.

(More about I/O brush here: Link)

Movement!

A cool clay-mation flash animation!

Texas Shootout

Perpetrators shoot at and disable squad car during chase.

(Video Link sent by: Keith)

Snake bursts after gobbling gator

Cool stuff!



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Bread is dangerous

I've always maintained that statistics tell us 'exactly' what the publisher wants us to believe. It can be total bullshit or not, but it has more to do with an agenda than scientific fact. My point? Think for yourselves people!

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Ex peeved..

(Link sent by: Keith)

Muglets 0.9 Beta

An online tool for uploading your mug, 'discoizing' it & e-mailing (spamming!?) your friends with it!



(I bet someone in my address book - she knows who she is - sends this link to me, even though she knows she found it on my site...)

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Just a joke...

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to
her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn
the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and
said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked
the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her
hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher
was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

(Sent by: Keith)