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2008-10-01T01:35:00.008+02:00

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The 5 'sex experts' who screwed it up for all of us.

2008-07-25T13:11:00.003+02:00

Richard Freiherr von Krafft-Ebing was a German psychiatrist, sexologist and hypnotist who coined the term masochism, meaning he could get you to put cigars out on his balls, tell him how it made you feel and then make you forget it ever happened.

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Some of my Copenhagen photos

2007-08-03T16:28:00.000+02:00

Josephine Baker

2007-06-20T00:07:00.000+02:00

Some nice pix of Josephine Baker

My trip to see Nicky in Leipzig

2006-05-31T22:48:00.000+02:00

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Now here is a grass roots movement I can get behind!

2006-02-15T00:20:00.000+01:00

Buy Danish!

A Flickr set from Dane58

The Flying Luxury Hotel

2006-02-14T18:51:00.000+01:00

Tomorrow's cruise ship will sail through the air, not the water

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Venezuela's Chavez tells Blair to "go to hell"

2006-02-10T13:00:00.000+01:00

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I like the art!

2006-02-07T15:01:00.000+01:00

(Link sent by: Rex)

GMaps Flight Tracker

2006-02-02T01:18:00.000+01:00

Track flights in real time with this cool Google Earth Hack!

And then there was Lego...

2006-01-30T20:08:00.000+01:00

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The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity

2006-01-30T19:53:00.000+01:00

by Carlo M. Cipolla

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Ya know, I normally don't complain, but...

2006-01-30T14:24:00.000+01:00

.. God has been f*cking with my website.

I dunno what it is...

2006-01-28T23:22:00.000+01:00

..but I had to watch the whole David Hasselhoff video!
Maybe it was just too weird to pass up. (Weird is good..) Or maybe I have to admit that the guy CAN sing.
I dunno. Judge for yourself

Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.

2006-01-10T15:30:00.000+01:00

It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.

(Link from Cnet news)

Did Jesus exist?

2006-01-05T02:14:00.000+01:00

Let's sit back and watch! (this oughta be good..)

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A new 'shooter'

2006-01-04T20:58:00.000+01:00

(hehehe! sorry can't help myself..)

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Check out Al Capone

2006-01-03T22:19:00.000+01:00

After living in Europe for some years, it's kinda ironic and a bit of an eye-opener to see the observations of a European living in the US.

Good luck! And remember, my fellow Americans will always be much nicer to you in person than they are online! (The exception being me of course. Living in Copenhagen has taught me that it's much better to be yourself, so I'm an assholle ALL the time! =:O]...)

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Japanese Smileys!

2005-12-13T22:59:00.000+01:00

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...and now a random fact about Chuck Norris:

2005-12-13T20:34:00.000+01:00

Chuck Norris tought everyone in Texas karate, so it would look cooler when he kicked their ass on TV.

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Top 30 here!

Playboy in braille

2005-12-07T13:58:00.000+01:00

Click the picture...

(From: Banterist)

The fish puzzle

2005-12-07T13:41:00.000+01:00

This brainteaser, reportedly written by Einstein is difficult and Einstein said that 98% of the people in the world could not figure it out. Which percentage are you in?

Download the PDF file!

(From: Coudal Partners)

Dating Secrets Revealed: Denerdification

2005-11-16T17:12:00.000+01:00

Link

(From: Digital Monkey Box)

Mr. Sulu is gay.

2005-11-16T16:26:00.000+01:00

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For the Lego-p0rn freaks!

2005-11-09T03:27:00.000+01:00

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How to stop any vehicle

2005-11-08T16:42:00.000+01:00

Just put up some of these nifty barriers!

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Show your support for a true champion!

2005-11-04T14:20:00.000+01:00

Pay a visit to Milkman Mike

(Sent by: Keith)

The Erotic Coloring Book!

2005-11-03T15:39:00.000+01:00

Link

(Found at: Attu sees All)

Drunk of the Week

2005-10-24T21:05:00.000+02:00

Toi Sennhauser

Yum, yum, yum! Look at that great big frothy glass in Toi's hand. Wouldn't you just LOVE IT if a beautiful girl in a freaky cleavage-poppin' Oktoberfest outfit handed you a nice icy cold beer RIGHT NOW? Mmm, beer! Would you still drink it if I told you that Toi made that beer with yeast from her own vagina? That she made a keg of homebrew, called "Toi Sennhauser's OPB�Original Pussy Beer"? Hmm, would you drink it then? Plenty of people were drinking the OPB at Toi's event at Crawl Space Gallery this past Saturday. I'm told that several people even got bonafide drunk. Personally, I'm fascinated by Toi's claim that WOMEN invented beer, way back around 4000 B.C.

More...

(Sent by: Randy)

Paranoid dictators on parade!

2005-10-21T11:30:00.000+02:00

When is this clown going to learn that no matter how many times he does this, the US is NOT going to 'notice him'! Sheesh! Get a life! (Little countries can't fix their economic problems by 'wagging the dog' the same way big countries can)

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German police baffeled by Bush poo-flags

2005-10-15T21:52:00.000+02:00

Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking
miniature flag portraits of US President George W. Bush into piles of
dog poo in public parks. Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth,
said: "This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be
2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that
time."

(Sent by: Randy)

"What fish?"

2005-10-11T23:24:00.000+02:00

A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in West Virginia recently with two
ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The
game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must understand
these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" said the game warden.

"Ya. Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim
'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice
chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's
the truth, Mr.Government man. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay,"said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!" The hillbilly poured
the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the hillbilly.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

The hillbilly said, "Call who back?"

"The FISH!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" answered the hillbilly.

Those in West Virginia hillbillies may not be as smart as some city
slickers,
but they aren't as dumb as most government employees.

(Sent by: ßikeÞainter)

Eminem's Mosh

2005-10-11T00:10:00.000+02:00

(Link from: GNN.tv)

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The 2006 coffin calendar is out now!

2005-10-10T23:42:00.000+02:00

COFANIFUNEBRI.COM

I wonder why there's an American flag in the scene with the model each 'September' (Except for 2006..)

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50 Cent for city council?

2005-10-08T19:11:00.000+02:00

I think the guy has a point. Problem is 50 cent's too selfish to do it.

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Massachusettes turnpike experiments

2005-10-08T18:28:00.000+02:00

Pretty cool stuff here!

(Link from: Keith)

I/O Brush

2005-10-07T10:21:00.000+02:00

(Click on picture for high res video)

I/O Brush is a new drawing tool to explore colors, textures, and movements found in everyday materials by "picking up" and drawing with them. I/O Brush looks like a regular physical paintbrush but has a small video camera with lights and touch sensors embedded inside. Outside of the drawing canvas, the brush can pick up color, texture, and movement of a brushed surface. On the canvas, artists can draw with the special "ink" they just picked up from their immediate environment.

(More about I/O brush here: Link)

Movement!

2005-10-07T10:14:00.000+02:00

A cool clay-mation flash animation!

Texas Shootout

2005-10-07T09:50:00.000+02:00

Perpetrators shoot at and disable squad car during chase.

(Video Link sent by: Keith)

Snake bursts after gobbling gator

2005-10-06T10:18:00.000+02:00

Cool stuff!

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Bread is dangerous

2005-10-05T23:26:00.000+02:00

I've always maintained that statistics tell us 'exactly' what the publisher wants us to believe. It can be total bullshit or not, but it has more to do with an agenda than scientific fact. My point? Think for yourselves people!

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Ex peeved..

2005-10-01T15:48:00.000+02:00

(Link sent by: Keith)

Muglets 0.9 Beta

2005-10-01T15:32:00.000+02:00

An online tool for uploading your mug, 'discoizing' it & e-mailing (spamming!?) your friends with it!

(I bet someone in my address book - she knows who she is - sends this link to me, even though she knows she found it on my site...)

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Just a joke...

2005-10-01T15:14:00.000+02:00

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to
her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn
the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and
said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked
the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her
hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher
was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

(Sent by: Keith)

How to download full length music videos using iTunes!

2005-09-28T16:10:00.000+02:00

Link

A little tutorial. (They'll probably close the breach soon...)

(From: Uneasy Silence)

Amour

2005-09-27T08:37:00.000+02:00

A cute short film. Really cool animation!

(Link sent by: Keith)

Those smut crazed Bavarians - up to their old tricks again..

2005-09-26T03:01:00.000+02:00

Impromptu porn shoot takes place on Oktoberfest ferris wheel.

(Link: from: Attu)

Road-rage bullet hits tip of a raised middle finger!

2005-09-25T05:22:00.000+02:00

Pretty good shootin' for a girl...

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Truck 1 - Corvette 0

2005-09-24T13:38:00.000+02:00

Ouch! Remember they're still made of fiberglass!

The old new...

2005-09-23T07:16:00.000+02:00

Hmmm...

(Sent by: Keith)

YAY! They won the war on terror!

2005-09-21T21:23:00.000+02:00

Time to start a war on pOrn!

'At the FBI's field office, spokeswoman Debra Weierman expressed disappointment that some of her colleagues find grist for humor in the new campaign.

"The adult obscenity squad . . . stems from an attorney general mandate, funded by Congress," she said. "The personnel assigned to this initiative take the responsibility of this assignment very seriously and are dedicated to the success of this program."'

(From: Washington Post)

Gray's Anatomy 1918

2005-09-20T12:55:00.000+02:00

An online version of the original Gray's Anatomy

Work blind

2005-09-20T09:07:00.000+02:00

Interesting way to fool the boss. Step by step instructions...

(Sent by: Keith)

President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela

2005-09-20T00:06:00.000+02:00

(again...)

Christ, this guy needs a hobby!

A day in Bodie

2005-09-19T22:59:00.000+02:00

Awesome gallery by photographer Ray Soemarsono at pbase

Abandoned Britain

2005-09-16T21:16:00.000+02:00

Cool photog site featuring spooky places in Great Britain

(Found at: Attu Sees All)

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

2005-09-16T20:11:00.000+02:00

Interviews Bon Jovi!

(Found at: Gorilla Mask)

God is a DJ

2005-09-16T13:46:00.000+02:00

Wicked short film by Double Edge Films

(Link sent by: Søren)

Rex

2005-09-15T15:17:00.000+02:00

No, not you Rex (aka Seeker)!

Looks awesome played in 'full screen'!

(Sent by: Keith)

How Curious George Escaped the Nazis

2005-09-15T13:13:00.000+02:00

(From: NY Times)

The stripers are bitin'!

2005-09-09T14:15:00.000+02:00

Y'all come down now, ya hear!?

(From: Link)

My wish list...

2005-09-09T13:08:00.000+02:00

Bush visits New Orleans

2005-09-07T20:00:00.000+02:00

Gwen Stefani's legs featured on Letterman

2005-09-07T16:51:00.000+02:00

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tickle this girl

2005-09-07T16:42:00.000+02:00

Like, I hope this isn't another 'bait-car' , eh...

2005-09-02T10:52:00.000+02:00

Also known as 'nose-pick-cam' hehehe!

Mr. Spock sings about Bilbo Baggins

2005-09-02T10:42:00.000+02:00

OK...

Pantsed!!!

2005-09-01T20:18:00.000+02:00

A little Flash game to keep up your 'pants-ing' skills in the off season!

(Sent by: Keith)

Repent America director Michael Marcavage

2005-09-01T11:15:00.000+02:00

Thinks Huricane Katrina was a GOOD THING!

I hope these sick fucks get bombed with e-mail...

A compilation of fake iPod ads

2005-09-01T10:55:00.000+02:00

Link

(From: fuggled.co.uk)

A 'Hummer' laptop?

2005-09-01T10:04:00.000+02:00

(please...)

(Link from: Attu)

Bloodhound Gang - Hefty Fine

2005-09-01T08:37:00.000+02:00

Cool music vid -

Hmm.. If you - after it opens - look at the lower left corner of the window, click on 'watch the video' to see the another version of the video.

(Sent by: Keith)

Pie Hole!

2005-08-30T15:22:00.000+02:00

Flash animation.
(Link Sent by: Randy)

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez...

2005-08-30T11:02:00.000+02:00

still thinks everyone's out to 'get him'

About Chavez

US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said he knew of no consideration ever being given to the idea of assassinating Chavez. "Our department doesn't do that kind of thing. It's against the law," he said.

And incidentally... Link

Lunch-time strip club raid in Tampa nets some funny mugshots!

2005-08-30T10:47:00.000+02:00

(Link from: Attu)

Cool site about The Louvre...

2005-08-29T11:55:00.000+02:00

360 degree views of various exibits.

Requires Quicktime plugin.

(Sent by: Keith)

Ever get 'bored' at work???

2005-08-22T16:07:00.000+02:00

Check out Officeguns.com

Link
sent by: Keith

A little down home backward assed pickin' -n- grinnin'!

2005-08-21T11:04:00.000+02:00

A quicktime movie.. Link From Keith

Police shootout leaves none hurt

2005-06-07T10:25:00.000+02:00

103 shots fired and nobody hurt!?

Article by Brian Bowling and Brandon Keat - Pittsburgh Tribune Review Link

Frankenhooker???

2005-05-28T00:39:00.000+02:00

Hmm... A new fetish noone told me about.

(From Fred Lapides) Link

Some 'peircing x-ray pix'!

2005-05-25T12:47:00.000+02:00

Cool shit!

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We need new words people!!!

2005-05-02T12:00:00.000+02:00

The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supplying a new definition. Here are this year's
winners:

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.

Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come very quickly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

(Sent by: Randy Davis)

Pizza For Life

2005-04-26T08:57:00.000+02:00

Some wicked cutters!

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A garden gnome's spring break adventure

2005-04-15T11:30:00.000+02:00

From Las Vegas, to San Francisco, to Hollywood and into the arms of a famous starlet.

A Redmond resident just made the trip.

But his owners never knew he was gone.

(By Molly Shen) Link

The Genographic Project

2005-04-14T22:25:00.000+02:00

An illustration of how genetic footprints back-track human evolution and migration. (Very cool shit!!!) Link

The evolutionary revolutionary

2005-04-14T22:04:00.000+02:00

In the 1970s, Robert Trivers wrote a series of papers that transformed evolutionary biology. Then he all but disappeared. Now he’s back—and ready to rumble.

Robert Trivers with bedside reading in 1985 (center) and with Black Panther leader Huey Newton, who was a close friend and godfather to his daughter. (Left: Globe Staff Photo / Michele McDonald; Center: Photo / Roger Ressmeyer/Corbis; Right: Photo courtesy of Robert Trivers)

(From The Boston Globe) Link By: Drake Bennett

Backwater Town Replaces Jury with Magic 8 Ball

2005-04-14T12:04:00.000+02:00

"Of course we don't have no death row so's I just shoots em, but I keeps the purdy ones" Bubba giggled.

(by: Andy Leeds) Link

Remember 'The Rasturbator'???

2005-04-12T15:51:00.000+02:00

'course you do! I posted something about it last year... Now there's a stand-alone version you can download! Yowza!!!

Now go print a ten meter tall poster of that cute snapshot of your kid with a diaper on his head!

Link

Meet the Randalls!

2005-04-06T11:07:00.000+02:00

Article about world reknowned erotic photographer Suze Randall and an amazing ongoing business partnership with her daughter Holly

(From: The Village Voice Link)

The Pope blog

2005-04-06T10:46:00.000+02:00

click the picture..

Via: GoodShit

Nobel Laureate Saul Bellow Dies at 89

2005-04-06T10:36:00.000+02:00

Making babies & writing books right to the end! Gotta love this guy!

(From: Chicago Sun Times) Link

Battle-Mechs

2005-04-06T08:46:00.000+02:00

The world is being taken over by frustrated Japanese cartoonists who have unemployed engineers as brothers-in-law...

(Sent by: Keith)

'It's a Man's World' Art Show

2005-04-01T17:31:00.000+02:00

I reckon it was a 'cold war era' men's magazine..

This day in 1957

2005-04-01T17:17:00.000+02:00

The BBC takes the piss out of the British viewing public!

(From: Fred Lapides) Link

'Bamse' is busted!!!

2005-03-31T18:01:00.000+02:00

This bear is based on a popular Danish childrens TV series. Danish police and customs agents raided an impromptu warehouse in Horsens & confiscated 3 large truck loads of stuffed animals in what the Danish authorities call one of the biggest cases of it's kind ever...

Article is in Danish.
(Picture stolen from: Politiken

A brain teaser..

2005-03-28T19:09:00.000+02:00

This is kinda (frustrating) Err... fun! Try to navigate through the site. (Hint: No rules, try looking at page source etc...)

(Sent by: Tine)

Cheating wife gets $43M divorce settlement

2005-03-27T13:24:00.000+02:00

(Graphic swiped from: CNN) Link

Went on a Photo-Safari the other day

2005-03-23T10:00:00.000+01:00

..with Nikolai 'The Trooper' Bork Brown and Tina.. =:O]

St. Patrick's Day

2005-03-23T09:49:00.000+01:00

OK, I'm a day late & a dollar short! (Also swiped from NeaonBubble)
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Cowgirls of the Wild, Wild West..

2005-03-23T09:17:00.000+01:00

My ex-wife will love this article...

(From: neonBubble) Link